Dearly beloved,
We gathered here to celebrate the birth, the death and the resurrection of this blog. It lived for some time, peacefully, promoting the new-made religion without any pressure whatsoever, it roamed the Internet, craving for attention it undoubtedly deserved...And then it died, quietly, not announced, like it never existed before...It was in April, with his shoures soote...The High Emissary was devastated, never fully recovered, reminded of the day when the blog died over and over again, she couldn't do anything...why is that, we will never know, but one day, she preached to the world that she will bring the blog back from the dead...people cheered, but the Emissary failed them...she disappointed the humble believers that everything will be again like before, like in the good days...she also went on a pilgrimage in the holy land of herbs, flowers, mills and debauchery to seek a way out of this misery. She wasn't able to find the inner peace there for quite some time...But, then, a miracle happened! The Sloth suddenly leaved her soul and she got an epiphany! The priests and the masses held in this new Temple she is in, changed her views...and she decided that it is time...it is time to bring it back...and now she is doing it, carefully, slowly, patiently, devotedly...and this is, my mortal friends, her first attempt...
May The Linguistics Be With Thou!
We gathered here to celebrate the birth, the death and the resurrection of this blog. It lived for some time, peacefully, promoting the new-made religion without any pressure whatsoever, it roamed the Internet, craving for attention it undoubtedly deserved...And then it died, quietly, not announced, like it never existed before...It was in April, with his shoures soote...The High Emissary was devastated, never fully recovered, reminded of the day when the blog died over and over again, she couldn't do anything...why is that, we will never know, but one day, she preached to the world that she will bring the blog back from the dead...people cheered, but the Emissary failed them...she disappointed the humble believers that everything will be again like before, like in the good days...she also went on a pilgrimage in the holy land of herbs, flowers, mills and debauchery to seek a way out of this misery. She wasn't able to find the inner peace there for quite some time...But, then, a miracle happened! The Sloth suddenly leaved her soul and she got an epiphany! The priests and the masses held in this new Temple she is in, changed her views...and she decided that it is time...it is time to bring it back...and now she is doing it, carefully, slowly, patiently, devotedly...and this is, my mortal friends, her first attempt...
May The Linguistics Be With Thou!
