Linguianity Unleashed!!!

Konacno, podanici, konacno....

Ko nam sad moze ista????
Kliknite da udjete u svet magije, fantazije, blagostanja i epifanija....ili ovde da Vam taj put bude jos kraci....
Neka Lingvistika Bude Sa Vama!!!

 

At Last.....Linguianity:)

Postovani i cenjeni pripadnici vere nam nase,
Obavestavam Vas sa punim srcem i dusom i neizmernom radoscu da ce se dana 22. oktobra, leta Gospodnjeg 2009, sto ce reci Cetvrti Nedeljni Dan, sa pocetkom u podne, u Kino Dvorani Vrhovnog Hrama, odrzati promocija spisa izvesne Slavice Perovic pod nazivom "Jezik u akciji"...O ovoj verovatno vaznoj knjizi propovedaju patrijarh Tvrtko Prcic, matrijarh Radmila Sevic i vec pomenuta spisateljica pomenute knjige...
Vera nam se propagira...
Neka Lingvistika Bude Sa Vama!!!

Celebrity News

U ponedeljak 26. oktobra Toni Parsons gostovaće u Novom Sadu gde će na Filozofskom fakultetu od 12.30 sati biti održana konferencija za novinare, posle koje će Parsons održati predavanje na temu „Zašto sam postao pisac i kako pišem“. Predavanje počinje u 13.30 sati.

Istog dana u 19 sati, u knjižari Ljubitelji knjige, u Zmaj Jovinoj 4 u Novom Sadu, Parsons će potpisivati svoje knjige.

Exchange of Followers

Podanici najdivniji,

Program razmene studenata FORECAST se nastavlja i ove godine. I dalje je pitanju puna stipendija koja pokriva sve troskove (putovanje, smestaj, ishrana, knjige, upisnina), pa je program dostupan studentima svih materijalnih mogucnosti i svih profila studiranja. Jedini izuzetak su i dalje studenti cije se studijske grupe u Sjedinjenim Americkim Drzavama nalaze u okviru postdiplomskih studija (npr.medicina, pravo i sl).

Prezentacija ovog programa odrzace se 22. oktobra u 16.00 casova u Americkom kutku Novi Sad.

U prilogu se nalaze osnovne informacije o programu, uputstvo kako popuniti prijavu i sama prijava, a web site na kome mozete naci informacije o programu je www.worldlearning.org.rs .

 Takodje, mozete proveriti kad su prezentacije na vasim fakultetima na strani na FACEBOOKu: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Belgrade-Serbia/FORECAST-Exchange-Program/60672161020?v=info&ref=ts#/pages/Belgrade-Serbia/FORECAST-Exchange-Program/60672161020?v=wall&ref=ts

Epic Evening

Dragi prijatelji,

Nije bas na meni da objavljujem ovo, ali u ovom postu nalazi se izvesna leksema koja je jako primamljiva Vasem Vrhovnom Izaslaniku...

KNJIŽEVNO VEČE

Gost:

ALEKSANDAR TEŠIĆ

Pisac epske fantastike

Tema:
KOSINGAS – RED ZMAJA
Cetvrtak, 22.10.2009. u 18h

Kino sala

Spisi & Jevandjelja

Podanici najverniji,

Obavestavam Vas da Jevandjelja po Darinki mozete preuzeti, ukoliko zarko zelite da se produhovljavate tim spisima, u Zavodu za Udzbenike, brvnari u kojoj se skladiste svete knjige, i za simbolicnu donaciju od 183 dinara, u rukama mozete drzati drazesnu "Polisemiju"....

Neka Lingvistika Bude Sa Vama!!!

Rain Drops

Dear ones,
Rasa the monk demands around 300 dinars for our Sacred Book of Phonology, which is a humble price for such a holy tome; note that we should read the first 28 or 29 pages from the Book... But that was not the main reason for posting this late and sudden note... IT RAINS!!!! Oh, yes... Evil, vile and wet (!) water from the sky is pouring for hours now and disturbing our connection with the Force... Pray for a stronger connection and inner peace in Your High Emissary, Followers, because she lost it...
May The Linguistics Be With You!!!

The Sacred Book

Before the revisit of the Day Four in our Supreme Temple, there is one important note concerning purchasing the Sacred Book of Phonology...You can find it in a cottage called Art Copy (ruled by the monk Rasa)...If You cannot find the cottage, You will certainly notice the heavenly glow around it, due to the holiness of the Book...
May The Linguistics Be With You!!!

Day Two & Three Combined

Followers, my dears, there are no exciting news and epiphanies concerning these two days...except the French Preaching lasted the whole hour and a half, even though it was our first mass and even though it commenced at half past seven in the morning, but we got to love it... Oh, yeah, we had a review of LSP on Lexical Morphologicarianismlism, nothing revolutionary 'bout that... Methods of Preaching will be active and practical, we shall have the chance to spread our religion throughout various educational institutions and this is going to be one fabulous advertisement...Elizabeth is great and she's from New Jersey...Bon Jovi is from New Jersey...
Anyway, folks, keep it rolling and blogging and...
May The Linguistics Be With You!!!!

Day One: Old, New and Late Introduction....

Greetings, friends and followers,

We are gathered here to share our first impressions concerning our very first, although it is the second day in our precious Supreme Temple...

And we can easily conclude...our religion is expensive!!! Sad but true, I know, but don't You despond, oh, humble ones; to be honest, even religion needs money to survive this cruel world...thus, the least You can do is to donate almost 2000 dinars in a charity box placed in English Book store and what is more get two free Holy Proficiency books from them....Just like Elisabeth, our kind foreign bishop, said : "Be kind to me, I'll be kind to you." Beautiful, wise and enlightening words does she speak indeed...

.Secondly, patriarch Tvrtko promised us fair and square, purified masses, similar to the previous ones. Not much exciting news from that part...Oh, yes, of course, research projects about some fields of one of the branches of our precious religion are mandatory.

Finally, I have to mention sister Tania who shared sage and witty thoughts with us, especially one of  them about possible NON-existing exam...The moral of this statement: Go to masses of divine Historical Linguistics, be active and resist the temptation of going to the exam!

P.S. We are in the search for adequate chamber for our ministry of Historical Linguistics, further progress will be notified!

May The Linguistics Be With You!!!

Analiza Ankete

Dragi sledbenici,

prema anketi sa Vase leve strane imamo izjadnacen rezultat, kao sto ste, ako ste, primetili. Pored paznje tu je pitanje i da li je ovo sekta, a na Vrhovnom Izaslaniku je da na to pitanje i odgovori...Naime, ovo jeste sekta ali neka Vas ta nemila leksema ne obeshrabljuje, mi smo veoma fini i tolerantni i....ma divni smo...ne vrsimo nikakav pritisak na siroke narodne mase (Hmmmm....), i izrazito smo sirokogrudni i darezljivi, verujemo u Silu i Noama Chomskog...da li je to nas greh?! Na Vama je da presudite. Ucinite pravu stvar za Vas koja ce biti prava i za nas...Blog You later!!!

Neka Lingvistika Bude Sa Vama!!!